Posh pub where water is £2.50.
Claims to serve food, but the only proper meal available is Lasagne.
EDIT: Try the lasagne! It's brilliant!
EDIT: the cheese board used to be excellent value and better value than an out right pot of olives. Go on a thursday when the try and get rid of the cheese ready for the weekend re-supply and they tend to give you more. Also ask for extra bread when you buy the vinegar and bread dish... the look of puzzlement is brilliant.
i would like to recommend the chocolate tort