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2006

11th December

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<bluec> hey rob, nice head
<rob-> who are you
<Orakio> hmm my dns appears to be down
<bluec> i'm bluec
<rob-> some sad little loser
<bluec> duh
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<rob-> no, your a moron
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<Oliver> hahahahahah

17th September Imagine spectre as Ren and braingrind as Stimpy... not a great stretch of the imagination!

<aimaz> <spectre> | swb, forty acres and a mule
<aimaz> what was that about?
<aimaz> in the context of the conversation
<braingrind> about how far spectre has to walk to have sex with what animal
<spectre> BRAINGRIND YOU IDIOT
<spectre> ACRES
<spectre> not
<spectre> MILES
<swb> 40 acres + mule  = WIN
<spectre> christ.

16th August

<braingrind> africa is great
<Mr__T> never been there
<braingrind> Mr__T, we should go
<Mr__T> I'm pretty tired

6th August

<spectre> http://www.luc.edu/depts/history/dennis/Visual_Arts/11-cubism_Picasso_Daniel-Henry-Kahnweiler-(1910)-%5BAIC%5D.jpg <-- this is Jonneh 
<spectre> stroking his bear
<spectre> you can't see the bear
<spectre> because it is fellating him
<Jonneh> what the hell spectre
<Jonneh> i'm not some angular monster
<Jonneh> I AM A HUMAN
<spectre> ;[

28th July

<@Orakio> The japanese are far less likely to get something in their eyes
<@bluec> that's why they're so fond of bukkake

29th June

<braingrind> sometimes you are a master of comedy
<braingrind> often i'd say!
<bluec> and sometimes not :\
<braingrind> brb
<bluec> fucking hecklers

20th April

<wodeh> 3 year olds are stupid
<tori> oi
<tori> not all of them
<wodeh> right up until they turn 20, usually
<Mr_T> I'd say girls were less shit than boys
<wodeh> good for secks
<tori> the fact that I have a 3 year old is rapidly making me think
<tori> A/ you ar enever babysitting
<tori> and b/ you are sick
<wodeh> Oh, sorry, 3
<wodeh> Thought you said 13

7th April

<aimaz> more like giant sea turtles
<aimaz> that lay their eggs biannually on aberystwyth's beaches
<hypno> thats no way to speak of local women

4th April

<spectie> haha
<spectie> braingrind
<spectie> guess what there is in eaton park
<spectie> it was pretty funny
<spectie> a burned out car
<braingrind> lol
<spectie> it smelt of petrol
<braingrind> where was it? in the parking lot?
<spectie> it was on its side
<spectie> yeah
<braingrind> or in lawn
<braingrind> haha
<braingrind> oh man
<spectie> pretty classy
<braingrind> yeah
<braingrind> fucking chavs
<braingrind> you should call the cops
<spectie> braingrind you can't prove that
<spectie> stop being discriminatory
<braingrind> yeah
<spectie> you'll be blaming it on the gypos next
<braingrind> i'm developing a strong dislike for chav-english people, bordering on racism, and it makes me sad
<hypno> could have been a roving band of solicitors or some other profession
<spectie> haha hypno aye
<braingrind> lolol hypno 

31st March

<aimaz> feebalo, i made an obstacle course in the living room thing using rope, a pan and a spoon
<aimaz> the spoon was hypno's idea though
<feebalo> obstacle for what?
<aimaz> people
<feebalo> you could tread on those things
<Pthag> What kind of on obstacle is a spoon?
<spectre> HAHAHAHAHAHA

9th March

<Jonneh> spectre i heard about the UN giving you trouble about your NUCLEAR TESTS
<Jonneh> i think you should do what they say
<Jonneh> ITS THE UN MAN
<Jonneh> they'll write you a pretty strongly worded letter of complaint
<Mr_T> hahaha
<Jonneh> I like to think that people get spectre and iran mixed up all the time
<Jonneh> like people just stop him in the street and say 'man you should lay off the jews'
<spectre> haha
<spectre> LOL

18th February

<Jonneh> lunix would be all 'OOH MAN STOP IT UR HURTING MY FREEDOMS!!!!11' and windows would be all deep voiced 'yeah, suck dis DRM BIZNATCH'
<Jonneh> and then it would beat it up
<hypno> hahaha
<Ultima> LOL 
<hypno> windows is not judge dredd

17th February

<Jonneh> spectre is the lovechild of a hobo and a badger
<Jonneh> sometiems you can find him digging for truffles
<Jonneh> but he doesn't know what truffles are
<Jonneh> so he just digs up random shit and says they're truffles
<Jonneh> if anyone calls him on it he just runs away and hides in a bush
<Ultima> HAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
<Ultima> TRUTH

22nd January

<spectre> braingrind, listen asshat
<spectre> what is "boobies.avi" 
<spectre> in your "documents" directory
<braingrind> spectre, hardcore pornography
<spectre> braingrind, its 700mb
<braingrind> I KNOW
<spectre> for christ sake man
<spectre> delete it
<braingrind> IT'S REALLY HARDCORE
<spectre> HAHA
<braingrind> now piss off 
<spectre> 700mb, that must be like 2 hours or something
<spectre> doesn't it get boring?
<braingrind> spectre, stop talking about my porno