Hello and welcome to this weeks "GUESS WHAT AFAL WOULD SAY". Our contestant is shigs. Lets see how he does now:
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Shigs Guesses
| U | Non-U | Afal | !1one! says... |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bike or Bicycle | Cycle | LOL BUTTES | |
| Dinner Jacket | Dress Suit | LOL BUTTES | |
| Knave | Jack (cards) | LOL BUTTES | |
| Vegetables | Greens | LOL BUTTES | |
| Ice | Ice Cream | LOL BUTTES | |
| Scent | Perfume | LOL BUTTES | |
| They've a very nice house. | They have a lovely home. | LOL BUTTES | |
| Ill (in bed) | Sick (in bed) | LOL BUTTES | |
| I was sick on the boat. | I was ill on the boat. | LOL BUTTES | |
| Looking-Glass | Mirror | LOL BUTTES | |
| Chimneypiece | Fireplace | LOL BUTTES | |
| Graveyard | Cemetery | LOL BUTTES | |
| Spectacles | Glasses | LOL BUTTES | |
| False Teeth | Dentures | LOL BUTTES | |
| Die | Pass on | LOL BUTTES | |
| Mad | Mental | LOL BUTTES | |
| Jam | Preserve | LOL BUTTES | |
| Napkin | Serviette | LOL BUTTES | |
| Sofa | Settee or Couch | LOL BUTTES | |
| Lavatory or Loo | Toilet | LOL BUTTES | |
| Rich | Wealthy | LOL BUTTES | |
| What? | Pardon? | LOL BUTTES | |
| Good health | Cheers | LOL BUTTES | |
| Lunch | Dinner (for midday meal) | LOL BUTTES | |
| Pudding | Sweet | LOL BUTTES | |
| Drawing-room | Lounge | LOL BUTTES | |
| Writing-paper | Note-paper | LOL BUTTES | |
| How d'you do? | Pleased to meet you | LOL BUTTES | |
| (School)master, mistress | Teacher | LOL BUTTES |
Well Shigs has done done some fairly good guesses but lets see what were the correct answers:
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The correct answers
| U | Non-U | Afal |
|---|---|---|
| Bike or Bicycle | Cycle | Bike |
| Dinner Jacket | Dress/Suit | suit :| |
| Knave | Jack (cards) | Jack |
| Vegetables | Greens | Vegetables |
| Ice | Ice Cream | Ice Cream |
| Scent | Perfume | Scent |
| They've a very nice house. | They have a lovely home. | Nice house |
| Ill (in bed) | Sick (in bed) | SAL |
| I was sick on the boat. | I was ill on the boat. | Sick... but I never get sick on a boat |
| Looking-Glass | Mirror | Mirror |
| Chimneypiece | Fireplace | Fireplace |
| Graveyard | Cemetery | Graveyard |
| Spectacles | Glasses | Glasses |
| False Teeth | Dentures | False teeth |
| Die | Pass on | Die |
| Mad | Mental | FUKKEN LOONIE |
| Jam | Preserve | Jam... or MARMITE |
| Napkin | Serviette | Serviette |
| Sofa | Settee or Couch | Sofa |
| Lavatory or Loo | Toilet | Toilet |
| Rich | Wealthy | Rich |
| What? | Pardon? | Equeeze me? Baking powder? |
| Good health | Cheers | Cheers (or sometimes "YAKKY DA") |
| Lunch | Dinner (for midday meal) | Dinner |
| Pudding | Sweet | Pudding |
| Drawing-room | Lounge | Rwm Ffrynt |
| Writing-paper | Note-paper | BBC Ribbon Cable (physics A level in-joke don't ask) |
| How d'you do? | Pleased to meet you | I say a combination of things here... possibly "buttes" but not LOL BUTTES (1/2 a mark) |
| (School)master, mistress | Teacher | Teacher |
Oh dear... shigs got a total of 0.5 (rounded down to ZERO) :( (Golly gosh!)
Ah well we all wish him better luck with his phd
Join us next week where shigs will make more hillarious but ignorant assumptions about Afal.
- nice counting
-LOL THX
- Zero points at being an Afal, GEE THANKS ONE ONE
- LOL HAW CUN AFAL FAIL AT BEIN AFAL. LOL SHIGZ IS DUM
- Keep digging retard.
- See how the first 2 stages of becoming Afal are clearly apparent.