Aisbot

aisbot is a bot belonging to Sylnai, based on the Phenny python IRC bot framework.
He currently does the following:

.head for an HTTP header
.val for W3C validation
.title for webpage title
.calc - simple calculations
.w - wiktionary lookup
.seen - when he last saw someone
.stats - his usage stats
.g - top google result
.awik - an aberwiki summary
.ud - urban dictionary lookup
Microsoft - causes the bot to preach open source
aisbot: language1 language2 "text"? - used for google translation
aisbot: tell x y - is used to send a message when a user is on later
aisbot: should x do y? - is used to get an 8-ball response