Apple Turnover

<sebb> this appleturnover is a day past its date
<sebb> and slimy
<sebb> mmm
<spectre> give it to a child
<sebb> Nah
<sebb> I'm going to eat it
<sebb> see if it  akes me sick
<sebb> its win win
<spectre> hahaha
* spectre laughs out loud
<sebb> Eat it and be sick, go home.
<spectre> WIN WIN SITUATION
<sebb> Not get sick and enjoy a tasty apple turnover consequence free
<spectre> hahhahaha
<spectre> SO YOU THINK
<spectre> what if its an appleCANCERturnover?
<spectre> EH EH?
<sebb> beep is working now
<spectre> or appleAIDSturnover
<spectre> think about that.
<sebb> spectre thats utter crap, allthough many people who regularly enjoy turnovers DO devlop cancer there is no strong link between the 2
<spectre> HAHAHAHAHA
<sebb> its coincidence
<spectre> you turnover junkie
<sebb> so the apple turnover council informed me
<spectre> turnover APOLOGIST
<sebb> with the helpful pamphlet APPLE TURNOVERS, CANCER AND YOU.
<sebb> I recomend you read it