V: This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. F. G. Superman. To all appearances, no different from any other law-abiding citizen.
But Mr. F. G. Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!
SB: Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road.
B: (Hmmmmm. This sounds like a job for.. BicycleRepairMan . But how to change without revealig my secret identity?)
S1: If only BicycleRepairMan were here!
B: Yes, wait, I think I know where I can find him. Look over there!
Caption: FLASH!
S1-3: BicycleRepairMan , but how?
S1: Oh look... is it a Stockbroker?
S2: Is it a Quantity Surveyor?
S3: Is it a Church Warden?
S1-3: NO! It's BicycleRepairMan !
SIN: MY! BicycleRepairMan ! Thank goodness you've come! Look!
Caption: Clink! Screw! Bend! Inflate! Alter Saddle!
S2: Why, he's mending it with his own hands!
S1: See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut!
SIN: Oh, Oh BicycleRepairMan , how can I ever repay you?
B: Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right. It's all in a day's work for... BicycleRepairMan !
S1-3: Our Hero!
V: Yes! wherever bicycles are broken, or menaced by International Communism, BicycleRepairMan is ready!
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