It was a dark and stormy night, the kind of night where not even the rats dare step outside. One solitary figure rides up to the castle.
Over the clackity wooden bridge the horse rides, it's rider gliding off and knocking on the castle gates. The gatekeeper pokes his head out of a hole.
"Who are you?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies"
"Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?"
"Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the gate keeper takes him to the guard of the courtyard, and the guard of the courtyard says "Oi! who are you?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the guard of the courtyard took him to see the guard of the inner hallways and the guard of the inner hallways said "And who might you be?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the guard of the inner hallways took him to the chamberlain, and the chamberlain said, "'Scuse me squire... who are you?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the chamberlain took him to the court guards and the court guards said "Sorry, no-one goes here without an appointment. You'll have to leave."
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies"
"Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?"
"Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the court guards took him to the kings advisor and the kings advisor said, "And who might *you* be?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies"
"Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?"
"Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So the kings advisor took him to see the king, and the king said "Hello young chap, who are you?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to request your daughter's hand in marriage."
Well, the king ummed and ahhed about this, talked to his advisors, military men, and Mongolian sheep herders (why, I don't now, but he did) and finally came to a decision.
"Only if you kill the dragon of the north." "That I'll do, and I'll be back to get my fair lady's hand in marriage."
So he rode away for a year and a day, and found the dragon of the North. And with three swift swipes of his mighty sword, he chopped the dragon's head off. Placing it on the back of his horse as proof, the black knight rode up to the castle.
The gatekeeper pokes his head out of a hole.
"Who are you?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies"
"Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?"
"Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the gate keeper takes him to the guard of the courtyard, and the guard of the courtyard says "Oi! who are you?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the guard of the courtyard took him to see the guard of the inner hallways and the guard of the inner hallways said "And who might you be?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the guard of the inner hallways took him to the chamberlain, and the chamberlain said, "'Scuse me squire... who are you?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the chamberlain took him to the court guards and the court guards said "Sorry, no-one goes here without an appointment. You'll have to leave."
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies"
"Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?"
"Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the court guards took him to the kings advisor and the kings advisor said, "And who might *you* be?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies"
"Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?"
"Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So the kings advisor took him to see the king, and the king said "Hello young chap, who are you?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, I've killed the dragon of the north, and I've come to request your daughter's hand in marriage."
Well, the king ummed and ahhed about this, talked to his advisors, military men, and Mongolian sheep herders (why, I don't now, but he did) and finally came to a decision.
"Only if you kill the dragon of the east." "That I'll do, and I'll be back to get my fair lady's hand in marriage."
So he rode away for a year and a day, and found the dragon of the North. And with three swift swipes of his mighty sword, he chopped the dragon's head off. Placing it on the back of his horse as proof, the black knight rode up to the castle. The gatekeeper pokes his head out of a hole. "Who are you?" "I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the gate keeper takes him to the guard of the courtyard, and the guard of the courtyard says "Oi! who are you?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the guard of the courtyard took him to see the guard of the inner hallways and the guard of the inner hallways said "And who might you be?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the guard of the inner hallways took him to the chamberlain, and the chamberlain said, "'Scuse me squire... who are you?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the chamberlain took him to the court guards and the court guards said "Sorry, no-one goes here without an appointment. You'll have to leave."
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies"
"Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?"
"Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the court guards took him to the kings advisor and the kings advisor said, "And who might *you* be?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies"
"Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?"
"Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So the kings advisor took him to see the king, and the king said "Hello young chap, who are you?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, I've killed the dragon of the north, And the dragon of the east, and I've come to request your daughter's hand in marriage."
Well, the king ummed and ahhed about this, talked to his advisors, military men, and Mongolian sheep herders (why, I don't now, but he did) and finally came to a decision.
"Only if you kill the dragon of the south." "That I'll do, and I'll be back to get my fair lady's hand in marriage."
So he rode away for a year and a day, and found the dragon of the North. And with three swift swipes of his mighty sword, he chopped the dragon's head off. Placing it on the back of his horse as proof, the black knight rode up to the castle. The gatekeeper pokes his head out of a hole. "Who are you?" "I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the gate keeper takes him to the guard of the courtyard, and the guard of the courtyard says "Oi! who are you?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the guard of the courtyard took him to see the guard of the inner hallways and the guard of the inner hallways said "And who might you be?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the guard of the inner hallways took him to the chamberlain, and the chamberlain said, "'Scuse me squire... who are you?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the chamberlain took him to the court guards and the court guards said "Sorry, no-one goes here without an appointment. You'll have to leave."
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies"
"Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?"
"Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the court guards took him to the kings advisor and the kings advisor said, "And who might *you* be?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies"
"Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?"
"Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So the kings advisor took him to see the king, and the king said "Hello young chap, who are you?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, I've killed the dragon of the north, And the dragon of the east, and the south and I've come to request your daughter's hand in marriage."
"Only if you kill the dragon of the west." "That I'll do, and I'll be back to get my fair lady's hand in marriage."
So he rode away for a year and a day, and found the dragon of the North. And with three swift swipes of his mighty sword, he chopped the dragon's head off. Placing it on the back of his horse as proof, the black knight rode up to the castle.
The gatekeeper pokes his head out of a hole. "Who are you?" "I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the gate keeper takes him to the guard of the courtyard, and the guard of the courtyard says "Oi! who are you?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the guard of the courtyard took him to see the guard of the inner hallways and the guard of the inner hallways said "And who might you be?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the guard of the inner hallways took him to the chamberlain, and the chamberlain said, "'Scuse me squire... who are you?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the chamberlain took him to the court guards and the court guards said "Sorry, no-one goes here without an appointment. You'll have to leave."
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies"
"Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?"
"Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So, the court guards took him to the kings advisor and the kings advisor said, "And who might *you* be?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies"
"Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?"
"Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, and I've come to see the king."
So the kings advisor took him to see the king, and the king said "Hello young chap, who are you?"
"I'm the black knight with the silver wellies" "Not *the* black knight with the silver wellies?" "Yes, *the* black knight with the silver wellies, I've killed the dragon of the north, And the dragon of the east, and the south And the west... NOW can I marry your daughter?"
The king looked puzzled and replied, "huh?... what *Daughter*?"
Please note: If you read all that, you are an idiot... thus the reason I shant leave my name!
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