CMOT-Weasel

CMOT Weasel
Mail & MSN	cmot[dot]weasel[at]gmail[dot]com
Facebook	http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=886555384&ref=profile
Current Location	Aberystwyth
Place of Birth	Midlands
Occupation	SysAdmin, #house sex toy, Landrover fiddler
Websites	None currently working properly

WEASEL IS THE COMPLETE AND UTTER PROPERTY OF NO-ONE! HOWEVAR! He is rather too affectionate towards his monster feet slippers which some believe is a serious mental problem. But he is affectionately loved by his eldest sister Pyro who will abandon hippies and pacifism and beat several kinds of crap into whoever bothers Weasel.

Has suffered bad experiences at the hands of KaunMoth and Narcissus in first year, and now has to live with Narcissus this year. ~~And now potentially have to sleep with him at Gregynog~~ Avoided sleeping with Narcissus at Gregynog... Instead got drunk and set fire to his own knee, before staggering back and discovering that 3 bottles or so of red wine somewhat hinders your ability debug mobile broadband dongle drivers for linux.

Has a lush arse. Apparently.

~~Is Sapphire's and Wonderwoman's new pet gremlin~~
Likes to embarrass himself in Comedy Works by saying that his name is actually Weasel.
Plays with fire while under the influence.
Has introduced Pyro and Sapphire to the fine art of power-sliding a very old landrover.
Pirate status: Depends on the tide
Blames Edilith for encouraging molestion from KaunMoth, Narcissus, Sapphire etc.
Is *not* the #house sex toy.
Owns stupid plants
~~Abuses Cobbler on a regular basis~~ Is growing rather fond of cobbler
Aledgedly has Sexsomnia. (The ability to have sex whilst asleep)

   <CMOT-Weasel|Aber> I want a small heavy metal drummer field
                      mouse called Gerald :-(
   <Sapphire>         lol
   <CMOT-Weasel|Aber> I want him to play like a monkey on Speed
                      and then set fire to the entire stage at
                      the end of each gig. :-(

Owned (since deceased) a venus fly trap. It appears to be mutating.

(I was right, it is )

  <jobdone> if evolution has taught me anything, its that it should've grown a vagina by now

   <Afal> what horrifies you more. Balifor or Sapph?
   <CMOT-Weasel> Sapph. Larger penis.
   <CMOT-Weasel> Nuts like bowling balls.
   <CMOT-Weasel> Combination is lethal
   <Afal> What the fuck
   <Afal> that's very nearly a haiku

Has been molested in RichardShipman's office by RCS and Sapphire

@CMOT-Weasel: slightlymad: it's alright, i'm still wearing a towel.

< Redache> CMOT-Weasel turned up to put the boot in
< Redache> tbf if it involves CMOT-Weasel you're usually going to lose on the popularity side

< CMOT-Weasel> Damn I look hot in a dress!

< Cobbler> So Weasel, has anyone ever told you that your profile pic makes you look like a girl?
(awaiting response from Weasel)

CMOT-Weasel

CMOT Weasel