AberWiki Weekly Caption Competiton.
The Rules:
- The image used must come from the wiki.
- Captions can be entered for 1 week after the image is added to the page.
Stardate 14558.573
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shigs: <Sissko Jr> Computer Open logs... new entry star rape 3.. urrh stardate 349.02
Week 58: Now - Future
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Flx: <Hostageer> He is useless to us. They say they don't want him back!
Hypno: Authorities continue their hunt for the individual suspected of orchestrating a worldwide organisation codenamed S.P.E.C.T.R.E, suspected to have gone into hiding in nearby shrubbery.
parag0n: Prehistoric man found in block of ice, experts usggest he was cast out of his tribe for being 'too wierd'
anonymous: Breaking new newton falkner arrested in drugs raid
Aimaz: Home Office grants 19,000 asylum seekers permission to remain
Week 6: 2007-06-10 - 2007-06-17
From Image:trashcat.jpg
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meTimes1: Its amazing what people recycle.
Week 5: 2007-05-14 - 2007-05-20
From Image:Ohshit.jpg
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Ulti: CLICK CLICK... BOOM (this is too soon surely!?)
Aimaz: <Jonneh> Hey webcam buddies, hold on I'm just about to dry my hair
Jonneh says (13:18): i was taking pictures of pretend suicide way before he made it popular
Orakio: This simple guide shows how to perform a self labotomy, which has become very popular with celebrities in recent years.
Pthag: [Caption is superfluous, it's like those cartoons where they just do the people in the strip being sad about the Major Event or saying "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" without any humorous caption]
einna: Looks like we have a Chodown.
Mr_T: And now, with the magic of photoshop, we can reveal Jonneh would look 78-80% more badass if he shaved his head
hypno: Twins raised seperately may exhibit greater similarities than previously thought, new research indicates.
Week 4: 2007-05-01 - 2007-05-08
From Image:Jack_curtain.JPG
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Mr_T: Like, holy shit, this is how aimaz sees the world?
shigs: <Curtain 1> morning jake. <Curtain 2> hey tobi. <Curtain 1> wanna grab som... HOLY SHIT A CAT.
parag0n: Training for MI5's Feline Infiltration squad was tough, but jack knew he could make it.
roball: I'm in ur curtain, poopin' ur windows.
meTimes1: Man, this is one bad trip.
Pthag: Curtain cat is more squeamish than ceiling cat.
Orakio: Is this magic carpet going to take off or what?
Cat: Meow? Meow meow meow. Meow, meow!
Week 3: 2007-04-15 - 2007-04-22
From ivixor gallery (stfu pedants)
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WinRAR: Mr_T:> Are you sick of being mauled by bears when camping? Then you need the new "SCARE BEAR" from Hypno inc.
parag0n:> All glory to the hypno-tent
Ferret:> Lacking a nearby phonebox or public convinience, Hypno utilises a nearby tent to turn into..... LINUXMAN!
Ro:> <hypno>*perves on spectre* I'm having me some of THAT
Braingrind:> <hypno> NOW IS THE SEASON OF HYPNO-TENT.
shigs:> A rare sighting indeed! The near extinct male tentface approaching a female. See how it keeps its effects close by as to attract a potential mate with his wide selection of wares.
Pthag:> "I have some science in this tent, but I'm not going to show you."
Aimaz:> It was a tough choice, share a tent with spectre with a wet patch outside, or be squished against the side of braingrind's tent.
Ulti:> <hypno> *hurrrguh* I feel rough after eating that tent last night...
IAmAI:> With an outside temperature of minus 5 degrees and a dire thirst, Hypno thought psychokinesis would have been a better choice of superpower...
Orakio:> RazerZIP, Guillotine and mass body bag in one, includes backpack for catching and storing severed heads, inspired by man who lost the head of his penis doing his flies up.
Week 2: 2007-04-04 - 2007-04-11
From Jonneh
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WINNAR: Jonneh:> ONE TWO THREE TIMES TWO TO THE SIX, JONESIN FOR YOUR FIX OF THAT LIMP BIZKIT MIX, SO WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT PUNK SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE WE FUCK THIS TRACK UP *raises horns*
Flx:> Fat man: hmmm, I deduce you taste of minty steak. I wish to test my hypothesis... <gobble gobble>
steev:> Sassy sash man: 'ere lad, 'ave a medal for being sassy. <sass>
swb:> Fat Man: did you just float an air biscuit?
Mr_T:> Go on, touch it, you obviously want to
Aimaz:> He knew he was going insane... The more (insert name of someone we know with black hair (ANEURIN)) looked in the mirror the more he saw Jonneh
shigs:> Sashy McSash: I say sir, there is a tree climbing up my torso. Be a good fellow and fetch the axe would you jenkins!
meTimes1:> Fat Man: i do believe i have a carrot in my bum ... hhmmm it feels nice.
Dominic:> Fat mans thoughts: "I'd like to see you covered in chocolate... yess... chocolate.. just look at you... covered in chocolate... mmmmmm"
Ulti:> Jonneh: These medals are pinned to my heart, quite literally my good sir! *red sash drips*
Ferret:> Fat Man Thinks: Get in mah belleh!
Oliver:> Why yes my good fellow, i hear you also like the mudkips
roball:> Sawyer dies.
Pthag:> His Imperial Greatness, Emperor Fooz requests you provide him with another meat and potato pie forthwith.
Orakio:> General Bloatheim's nostril inspection went rather well this year.
Week 1: 2007-03-29 - 2007-04-04
From DeltaGoodrem
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WINNAR: shigs:> Harold: wtf i ordered these in black.
Dom:> Harold: now one of you is going to have to make it up to me
Mr_T:> Harold: Oh dear girls, you see, the pool's closed, due to AIDS :<
Flx:> Harold: Michelle, you're a girl. I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to have one of those!
Spectre:> Michelle: I fellate badgers. Delta: O RLY? Harold: I'm a badger LOL!
meTimes1:> Harold: Which one of you two just farted?
Pthag:> Harold: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Jonneh:> Delta: *fartz*
Aimaz:> Delta: But Harold you checked our tan lines last week and it hasn't been sunny since!
Oliver:> Now girls, we are going to keep this our little secret aren't we, it's just other pople wouldn't understand.. /or/ well now girls, i don't think we need all these clothes, we are family after all
Orakio:> Harold: Is that my bra you're wearing?
Ulti:> Harold: BlUrGh Ugh Ahhh.... Right then girls, which one of you did I leave my trumpet in last time..? One of you better get down under before I crack a fat, FOR MY NAME ISN'T THE HAROLD BISHOP!
einna:> Harold: Tuba? I meant Bukkakke! Chicks: Duh.
roball:> wrong door dear ladies, my name is shigs, roball lives on the second floor. (and now I have to move house)
h5:> Harold: "If those are real, then I'm not an obnoxious bad actor with a huge gut"