A cat is a small domesticated Lion, which makes a much better pet than a Dog even though it will sass you at any oppotunity. Cat are often referred to as mog (english), minu (french).
Sometimes cat gets confused for dog. or even evolves to toilet cat for no earthly reason!
Don't be fooled into thinking you can own a cat. If anything the cat owns you and most probably another family thinks it belongs to them too.
A cat may well acquire you and/or your family for its own comfort, it will then bother you until you are crazy, present you with enormous bills when it gets old and ill and generally annoy. However cat will get away with this by using its awesome cat cunning (i.e. it is small, cute and furry).
Tip: if a cat turns up on your compost heap one day BE SUSPICIOUS!
Mog doesn't like mousedogbirds.
Some cat are as big as a house.
The sounds that cat make are vary on culture. In English, the cat makes a "MEOW" or "MIAOW" sound (note loudness), in Japanese, cat make "nyao" sound.
All real cat are various shades of orange often with some white patches (see picto's), some cartoon cat are not orange.
Some people, especially Braingrind, have been known to become more stupid when close to cats, in some extreme cases people can regress to early childhood and speak in the gurgling nonsensical manner of an infant.
PS cats are stupid