Our Father which art in AFNet, Hallowed be Thy Nick. Thy Server come, Thy Will be done, In #aber, As it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily ops, And forgive us our trolling, As we forgive them that troll against us. And lead us not into BitterNet, But deliver us from slashtom. [For Thine is the server, the power, and the glory, For ever and ever.] Amen.]
Some say the ChannelAberPrayer was given to the second prophet Aimaz by God using lasers