This literary opus clearly represents more than a casual effort on the part of our mystery contributor, and should serve as an inspiration to flame writers everywhere.
F.A.Gs are the Fucking Annoying Gimps that sit at the back of all the "easy" computer science modules, guffawing to themselves about pathetic crap such as someone partitioning a linux system incorrectly. They believe that spending 24hrs a day pissing about in the dark with Unix somehow makes them intelligent and better than everyone else. Unfortunately, it just makes people pity them, and if they attempted any modules that require REAL intelligence, then they would fail miserably. The F.A.Gs consist of a little shit called Fran that looks like gollum, some guy called seb that speaks like a queer, and some tall guy called steve that used to have a short back and sides and look like he would cry if you spoke to him. Now though, steve has a beard and long hair and that makes him automatically cool. I wonder how his mum feels about that. Dressing like a sack of shit and never bathing, obviously makes you cool in the eyes of society, which is why the F.A.Gs do it. As does bringing beer into a lecture. That must increase your Charisma score to +10 so you get all the hot chicks, just like in Dungeons and Dragons. Unfortunately, everyone else does not see the world as the socially inept F.A.Gs do. Trying to "catch out" lecturers, is annoying. Making shit jokes is annoying. Smelling like shit is annoying. Ok F.A.Gs, this might be the first time you have lived away from home and you are trying to "grow up" and find your feet by dressing like you dont give a shit and trying to act cool, but I swear, if this shit doesnt stop, we are going to start breaking necks. Fucking grow up.
I like how it took a day for the anger to build up enough to write that.