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Braingrind is a poncy Vegetarian.

<sebb> braingrind, if humans werent meant to drink cowsmilk, how comes it tastes so good?
<spectre> lol
<braingrind> i have no answer to that question
<braingrind> its up to you if you want to drink udder-splooge
<spectre> if humans weren't supposed to eat bacon why does it taste so good?
<sebb> humans WERE supposed to eat bacon
<braingrind> no
<spectre> braingrind is a ponce
<braingrind> haha
<spectre> (vegetarian)
<braingrind> no
* braingrind no ponce
<spectre> braingrind, you jehovahs witness
<braingrind> hur
<braingrind> i did a slashtom there
<sebb> braingrind, I dont hear the pigs complaining, fascist
<spectre> YOU VEGETARIAN BEAR
<braingrind> hur
<spectre> sebb, even
<spectre> sebb, lol, excellent
<spectre> <spectre> if humans weren't supposed to eat bacon why does it taste so good?
<spectre> <sebb> humans WERE supposed to eat bacon
<spectre> <braingrind> no
<spectre> <braingrind> no
<spectre> <sebb> braingrind, I dont hear the pigs complaining, fascist
<braingrind> sebb they are not complaining becasue they have been slaughtered, sliced up, packaged, and then refrigerated
<sebb> braingrind, aye
<spectre> braingrind, aye
<sebb> its good
<spectre> braingrind, TO EAT
<braingrind> the circumstances make it difficult for them to register a complaint
<sebb> they dont complain
<spectre> MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
<spectre> braingrind, hahahahaha
<sebb> they are better than you
<spectre> braingrind, lol
<braingrind> piece of bacon: mmm, mmm, hmmmm, mmmhhhh 
<sebb> braingrind, they made there choice when they were born
<braingrind> it makes no sense because the mouth has been put into a sausage
<braingrind> the bacon can not complain
<braingrind> this is unfair
<sebb> by living you consign yourself a place in the food chain
<sebb> we are at the top
<braingrind> i want my food to be able to complain if it doesnt want to be eaten
<braingrind> like people
<sebb> hence eat EVERYTHING
<sebb> pigs eat grass
<sebb> and truffles
<braingrind> "hi, can i eat you?" "no, thanks for asking." "ok, no problem"
<sebb> braingrind, thats not the way the food chain goes
<sebb> its more like, do I think I could take you down. Yes, yum.
<braingrind> (to a slice of bacon) "hi, can i eat you?" "[silence]"
<braingrind> see? its unfair
<spectre> haha
<sebb> hahahahah
<sebb> hahaha
<sebb> hahaha
<sebb> ha
<sebb> aha
<spectre> braingrind, the acceptance is implicit
<braingrind> no
<braingrind> you cant be like "silence means yes" "[silence]" "[MUNCH]"
<sebb> braingrind, ANIMALS EAT PEOPLE
<braingrind> ANIMALS ARE RUDE
<spectre> haha
<sebb> ANIMALS THAT ARE BIGGER THAN PEOPLE EAT PEOPLE
<braingrind> no
<braingrind> once a mole ate me
<braingrind> i got better
<sebb> ANIMALS THAT ARE SMALLER THAN PEOPLE GET EATEN BY PEOPLE
<sebb> braingrind, in a cosmic sense its pretty irrelvant anyway
<sebb> your arguments don't scale