Things that are for free include the following:
- Books, videos, dvds, and other reading material from libraries (when they are not due)
- Books and other reading materials from Barnes and Nobles (one is always able to read books, magazines, and newspapers in the store without purchasing them)
- Free healthcare (if you live in UK or receiving Medicaid/Medicare from US)
- Free drinks for women on "ladies night" in bars/clubs (advertising ploy to get the men to go to these bars and pay double for their drinks)
- The virtue of ladies after the free drinks on "ladies night"
- condoms (see your nearest gay bar, also available universities or in healthcare institutions such as planned parenthood)
- porn, the internet is a wonderful learning tool (it's made the world a smaller place doncha know)
- soup (dress down, stagger convincingly, make for the nearest soup kitchen)
- food pantry (give away food in certain locations for the needy)
- emails (yahoo, hotmail, excite, netscape)
- internet access (universities, government job centers and libraries)
- meat (drive fast and with little care for local wildlife, take a binliner and clean spade in case you get lucky) FreeMeat
- accommodation whilst travelling (see HospitalityClub)