When daddy, daddy, mummy and mummy love each other very much at the same time in the same room.
Afal's Gay'o'Meter™
In the early hours of 10th of December 2007, Afal made an observation that most of the peolple on his friends list on Facefuck that has had a high score on their IQ are gay. He then spent the rest of the morning working out the levels of GAY
How to work out your level of GAY
1. Get Facebook (By having this you are already "Homosexual"... I don't care if it says that you are straight or that your relationship is not on "Complicated" you are already gay just like all of the fucking 2nd year comp sci FUCKING HOMOS)
2. Install Application
3. (Optional) Do IQ test
4. ???
5. PROFIT Now that you have your IQ you can work out your GAYness by rounding up to the nearest 5 and looking at the table below
The Table
150+ - Stephen Fry like gay
145 - Gay Gay (see also Grayham Norton and Mika)
140 - "I'm gay but I'll say I'm bi so i don't upset the laydeez" gay
135 - "I've been so confused with my relationships so far that I don't know what orientation I am" gay
130 - "socially awkward who has so much bad luck with women that there is a possible chance that they will turn gay just because they don't want to die a virgin" gay
125 - Straight but only usually partners that aren't that good looking... probably will turn gay later in life
120 - These are always lucky to have a partner. The usually "Happy staying single". YEAH RIGHT. Probably a gay in the closet.
115 - Single people that look like they never had a girlfriend/boyfriend ever and probably never will in the rest of their pathetic life. those who are in a relationship probably drugged the other person.
110 - The outcasts. They are the really nice people but usually miss out due to shyness/timidness/quietness. Some may seem extroverted but that is just a ruse to what they really are.
105 - Usually good at relationships and good to have around, but at times these people feel like your "Best friend" rather than someone that you would fuck.
100 and below - always have a partner although they are different every week. Not gay since males ar all "OMG BOOBZ" and the girls are like "OMG HES HOT". i.e. Not very good at relationships cause they are stupid.
Added it but didn't do the test - Afraid of being called gay... even when they have got a partner
What is everyone then?
Ulti is "I've been so confused with my relationships so far that I don't know what orientation I am" gay [citation needed]
Afal and Smallmouth are "socially awkward who has so much bad luck with their love life that there is a possible chance that they will turn gay just because they don't want to die a virgin" gay
Mr_T and RichardShipman are Straight but only usually partners that aren't that good looking... probably will turn gay later in life
Nikki and Flx are "Gay Gay (see also Grayham Norton and Mika)"
bluec "I've been so confused with my relationships so far that I don't know what orientation I am" gay
Afal's Gay'o'Meter™ LORD OF THE RINGS EDITION
150+ - Gandalf = Gay only because he's probalby related to Dumbledore
140 - Legolas = Elf... Ovbiously Gay
130 - Saruman = He want's the ONE RING... how gay does that sound?!? SRSLY!!!
120 - Aragorn = He's in love with an Elf... now that's just gay (Cause elves are gay AMIRITE)
110 - Frodo = His relationship with Samwise Gamgee is pretty gay to me
100 and below - Gimli = According to him the girl Dwarves have beards as well so that is gay
Added it but didn't do the test - Orc = Most gay. I mean they go in groups and 99.99% of them are male so it's an obvious sausage fest
Note: Please do not take the Gay ratings seriously. They are the interet and the internet is serious business. This goes for you Ulti.
What is it with straight boys and calling each other gay...