Guinness

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The Black Stuff.

Mostly tastes fucking awful compared to what you get within ireland for reasons unknown. Plot by ireland's tourist agency suspected.

The majority of this 'home grown' traditional 'remedy' of all ills including such ailments as AIDS, Cancer, Malaria and certain forms of Hepatitis is ironically made in Nigeria, a predominantly Muslim country which sees getting 'stoned' as a once in a lifetime event in which the participation of adulterous females is specifically encouraged. Guinness can cause blindness, dogmatic thinking and irrationality and eventual paralysis. Tastes like cold coffee with an hint of fizz and is commonly known as 'stout'. Go figure.

Also responsible for the prevalence of the veritable 'plague' of Irish pubs which dot the globe at uncannily regular intervals. Go figure. moriarty

In Sofia, Bulgaria we went into an "irish" pub, that didn't sell Guinness. We were amazed. They sold Murphys though... but thats nowhere near as good. -- Spectre

ermmm, yeah, don't forget that it turns your shit a really dramatic colour in the morning Tori

If you class black like oil as dramatic then yeah Spectre