Before going any further. Attention must be given to VeryWeakHaiku . If you are not sure what Haiku is, see HaikuStory .
caffiene consumption
has made my stomach hurt loads
and i'm still knackered
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I've looked around
but without luck
to explain these haikus
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they seem odd
like semi sentances
just badly formed
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I would have a go
try to write one
I'm good with rubbish
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quite frankly though
I've seen better
in toilet cubicles.
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when i cum in you,
i feel the law is broken,
you are twelve years old,
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American Rich
happens to be the ninja
master of Haiku
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Spectre asked me to
Shove my haikus up my ass.
I think he is rude.
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I am going bald
Maybe I should get a bad
combover. They rule.
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Combovers are like
a mohawk on one side of
your head. They're so cool.
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Spectre is on crack
He can't even figure out
how to count the beats.
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Spectre likes haikus.
He also likes anime.
Tentacle porn freak.
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Kittens are better
than any dog you can find.
They just rock them all.
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Here kitty kitty
Don't you make me chase you down.
Quit biting my hand.
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Ro is really cool
You should see all the chips she
can fit in her mouth.
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Ro is no ninja
But she is the reigning champ
of being teh wierd.
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Rich gets out too much,
Sometimes his carers take hours
to catch him again.
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Always near my death,
I despise all human life,
death is my ally
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Parag0n:
"Java" - a Haiku by me
i must kill java
it is the worst language
it makes my head hurt
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while Jaavaing: {
hasfisheaten = true; } System.out.println(hasfisheaten); /* Haiku Break Fish Swims in the pond Eats most frogs who jump off pads frogs on pads are safe */
thankyou, thankyou...
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Haikus do not rhyme,
that can save alot of time,
to commit war crimes.
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(14:45:56) gloomcookie_: hippy in a suit shh/your work is not your strong point/ you are irc (14:50:47) hippyinasuit: gloomcookie, silence! / I am writing S.Q.L. / but it's not that hard (14:51:35) gloomcookie_: you are far too sass/ learn from this message beehatch/ you will never win (14:54:29) sheep: What is all this, then? / Are we back on haikus, now, / or are you just wierd? (14:54:31) hippyinasuit: SELECT quietPlease / FROM gloomcookie, IRC / WHERE sass = true (14:55:32) parag0n: oh you gloomcookie / you are very sassy bitch / why dont you shut up (14:55:50) gloomcookie_: you think you are smart / but unaware you are young / a suit cannot change (14:56:45) sheep: I like parag0n / He's like a cancerous growth, / only less funny. (14:57:14) hippyinasuit: smart i may not be / but you aren't either dumby / it is just a name (14:57:23) parag0n: whoa, look over there / it is your mother, the whore / she is sucking cock (14:57:57) gloomcookie_: paragon you suck / produce a wig from your only/ mothers chest hair bitch (14:58:00) sheep: You must be confused / That is a dude with a beard / it must be your dad. (14:58:36) parag0n: no u / shit that diddnt have enough / i fail at haiku (14:59:42) hippyinasuit: also it rhymed / that should not happen ever / not in a haiku (15:00:20) sheep: Haiku, haiku, hai / Ku haiku, haiku, haiku / Haiku, hi, fuck you (15:02:21) parag0n: i dont see the rhyme/ i think you are lying steve/ stop it now or else (15:02:26) sheep: rhyming verboten? / It isn't - it just doesn't / matter if it don't (15:03:37) parag0n: IRC is like / the Special Olympics / its full of retards (15:06:11) hippyinasuit: you rhymes with haiku / rhyming is for chart music / also i hat you (15:08:40) parag0n: the opinions I / express are not the thoughts of / my employer k? (15:09:21) parag0n: just so that i do / not get fired for being / a total cunt here (15:09:40) sheep: i'm telling (15:09:52) parag0n: you broke it :( (15:10:21) parag0n: we had 21 lines of solid haiku there (15:10:23) sheep: you broke it long ago, you bad syllable counting person (15:10:24) hippyinasuit: that goes for me too / my employer does not share / my IRC views (15:16:07) slashtom: i happen to be friends with parag0n's employer (15:16:22) ***slashtom doesn't have an employer :) (15:16:50) parag0n: !ws haiku is/ what i now must do / to chronicle this log / its page will be great
<Afal> Cheer up, emo-kid.
<Afal> Your cookie-cutter problems
<Afal> Mean nothing to me.