HaikuStory

<dreamaker> ferret doesnt bite
<dreamaker> he is a nice guy
<Rich> ferret doesn't like haikus.
<Rich> Cultureless pod.
<spectre> aye
<spectre> i know
<dreamaker> ferret likes everyone even slashtom
<spectre> i like ferret
<spectre> but ferret does'nt like haiku :(
<dreamaker> i like ferret too
<Rich> I bet he won't like my iambic pentameter either.
<spectre> i worked with ferret once
<dreamaker> ok maybe ferret is a little ticked at sebb
<dreamaker> but i think everyyone else is in the clear
<Rich> Ferret is impossible to please. Well, not really, but I do have my limits.
<dreamaker> why do you think he doesnt like haiku?
<dreamaker> who is haiku?
<Rich> dreamaker: he said so.
<Rich> Haiku is a forty year old guy we met on the bus.
<dreamaker> what did haiku do to ferret?
<Rich> Nice little japanese business man.
<Rich> Touched his bum. He was only kidding.
<dreamaker> oh he tooked ferret's job
<Rich> nope. Just grabbed some cheek.
<dreamaker> that is a little odd
<dreamaker> and rude
<Rich> Then ferret went all slashtom on him...
<dreamaker> i can see why he is angry
<dreamaker> LOL
<dreamaker> thats understandable
<Rich> It was a joke. Haiku is really a nice guy.
<spectre> hhahahaha
<Rich> Just misunderstood.
<Rich> He likes the physical comedy.
<dreamaker> hmm if it was salshtom he would have taken his swiss army knife and stabbed haiku
<hypno> oh dear oh dear
<Rich> Kind of like a grabby japanese Moe, from the 3 Stooges.
<spectre> haha
<Rich> dreamaker: It was close. Ferret was pissed.
<dreamaker> were you there rich?
<Rich> He was pushing him and making a big scene on the bus.
<dreamaker> or you just got the report about it after it happened?
<Rich> And Haiku doesn't speak very good English, so he wasn't doing a very good job at aplogising.
<FliPPy> Rich: ferret seems antisocial and on the edge
<Rich> FliPPy : He is, and poor Haiku had to suffer his misplaced wrath.
<FliPPy> lol
<FliPPy> why didn't the jap kongfu kick em?
<FliPPy> lol
<Rich> I actually haven't seen Haiku around in a while. I think he probably takes a different bus, now.
<dreamaker> rich, were you there? you live in NH right?
<hypno> it was the bus from NH to aber
<Rich> He's probably trying to avoid ferret. That's my guess.
<dreamaker> hypno, i thought he visited ferret in aber
<Rich> Poor Haiku. I doubt he has many friends. It's not easy being Japanese in Wales, I can't imagine.
<FliPPy> i love the japanese and chinese
<Rich> Especially when you have to take the bus everywhere.
<FliPPy> there all so polite, kind and often hot
<dreamaker> well its a bad joke rich
<FliPPy> dreamaker: its a normal joke
<FliPPy> i see it happen every day
<Rich> What's a bad joke?
<dreamaker> flippy, maybe you go around grabbing mens' asses but not the rest of the western culture
<FliPPy> hell no
<FliPPy> i don't go arround feeling anyone up
<Rich> It was the situation. You weren't there, so you don't know. It was kind of appropriately funny, just a little
over the top.
<FliPPy> but i see people do it for fun
<FliPPy> like jokingly
<hypno> haiku's been at it before
<Rich> dreamaker: I suppose Haiku's problem is that it was just a bit too familiar too soon.
<FliPPy> lol
<FliPPy> dreamaker: in europe peeps are a bit less up tight then in the states
<FliPPy> although....there pretty up tight in the uk though
<FliPPy> but the rest of the eu is more relaxed
<FliPPy> heh
<Rich> you know what I mean? He didn't really know ferret that well, but we'd been chatting for a while at the bus
stop, so I guess he felt it was all good.
<dreamaker> hmmm
<dreamaker> when were you in wales rich?
<Rich> Besides, I laughed my ass off until ferret started trying to beat him up.
<Rich> Ferret is fucking tweaked.
<FliPPy> dreamaker: meanwhile stop being such a bitch 'western cultures' 'maybe you go arround..[...]'
<FliPPy> fuck you
<Rich> I actually forget what the ass grab was in response to.
<FliPPy> lol
<FliPPy> well i'm sure haiku wount be doing that again for a while
<FliPPy> haha
<Rich> I think somebody was talking about the hamburglar, and someone else commented about an arseburglar or something
like that.
<hypno> aye. it always starts with the hamburglar
<FliPPy> lol that just provokes that kinda joke
<dreamaker> lol hypno
<Rich> It does.
<FliPPy> awww poor haiku
<dreamaker> what is a hamburglar?
<Rich> And that's why I don't think Haiku was too far off with the grabbing of ferret's butt.
<hypno> <-- source of all evil
<FliPPy> he's prolly gonna buy the 'different cultures' book now
<Rich> dreamaker: hamburglar was in the old mcdonald's commercials.
<FliPPy> lol dan
<dreamaker> OHHH
<dreamaker> i forgot about that
<hypno> http://www.ronald.com/hamburglar/
<hypno> that's his "hideout"
<hypno> no doubt just a front
<spectre> aye
<dreamaker> i havent heard about that in years
<hypno> covering up for the real hideout
<Rich> Yeah, well, anyway, Haiku was playing the part of the fictional arseburglar, and as such, attempted to burgle
ferret's arse.
<dreamaker> i havent even seen the cartoons since i was a kid
<FliPPy> lol rich, i feel sorry for haiku
<hypno> guess what the hambuglar Fun Fact of the day is ??
<Rich> An innocent physical joke.
<FliPPy> he must have felt so stupid
<hypno> My favorite thing in the whole world is hamburgers. No, I mean cheeseburgers. No, I mean hamburgers!
<dreamaker> hmm
<Rich> FliPPy : I think he was scared. Ferret really got pissed.
<FliPPy> i would have been scared
<spectre> Rich: yeah, ferrets an animal when he gets pissed
<FliPPy> if some guy goes phsyco on me
<hypno> jesus
<Rich> Haiku's only, what 5'4"? And skinny as hell, too. Plus, he's like 40!
<hypno> the firwworks are getting huge
<FliPPy> ferret was out of line
<spectre> brb
<FliPPy> he should appolegize
<Rich> FliPPy : I'd say so.
<Rich> Good luck finding Haiku, though. He hasn't been around in days.