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[edit] Caption Competition
http://88.96.32.194/~spectre/hammertime.jpg
Sure I can hide this in my basement for you
[edit] Tori
<torii> caption comp.. "sorry, no sex tonite, I'm hammered" <torii> "I'll give you hammered, you lazy bitch!" <torii> and then he did... *pants* pound me, use my hole with your jack hammer like... NO.. NO YOUR JACK HAMMER LIKE.. FOR FUCKS SAKE!"
[edit] Aimaz
- where's the first aid kit?
- i told you i was gonna nail her
- *sucks air through teeth* phwoar that's gonna cost ya
- Is that a hammer in your vagina or are you just please to see me
[edit] Ultima
<Ultima> "Are you sure its mine?" (She's giving birth to a hammer DO YOU SEE THE JOKE!) <Ultima> "This new friction hammer-rest has some neat bonus features!" <Ultima> "Sorry luv didnt see ya there" <Ultima> "CONSTRUCTION! an equal opportunities employer!" <Ultima> "No luv, I asked for a strong brew, not a CLAW HAMMER UP YOU" <Ultima> "I’m no gynaecologist but in my professional opinion you have a hammer in your vagina" <Ultima> "Where's my chisel?" <Ultima> "Clitoris? I thought you said 'hit this'!" <Ultima> spectre I think i'm all out of "THERE IS A HAMMER IN MY LADY BITS" qoutes
[edit] Bluec
"How I broked hymen??"
[edit] Jonneh
<Jonneh> 'THERE IS A HAMMER STUCK IN MY VAGINA, PLEASE HELP CONSTRUCTION WORKER'
[edit] Spectre
<spectre> "I WAS PUTTING UP SOME SHELVES AND SLIPPED, NOW I HAVE A HAMMER IN MY VAGINA :("
[edit] bobTheBuilder
Looks like she's doing a little DIY. I guess she's one of these women that likes a heavy pounding. Here you go Madam, have some traditional chinese medicine. Uh oh, it's a girl, maybe this will get rid of it. Oh no I'm conceiving, but it's only been 6 months... don't worry love, I'll help you get it back in.
[edit] shigs
Autistic plummer answers a call from a distraught house wife "hey love, i've come to fix the boiler" "its over here, in this box... w..what the fuck are you doing? OWE! OWE! OWE!"