See: JourneyToTheNewWorld
This is where you will live.
http://www.snafu.freedom.org/dpics/house1.jpg
Rule #1. The Dog is your superior, you will be reporting to her
http://www.snafu.freedom.org/dpics/house2.jpg
Rule #2. This Dog is your line manager. Ask her if you have any queries and she will escalate them to the other Dog
http://www.snafu.freedom.org/dpics/house3.jpg
Rule #3: In the absence (or presence) of a Dog, the Cat is superior
http://www.snafu.freedom.org/dpics/newt-0401.jpg
Rule #4: Do NOT bug this Dog.