Welsh 'Amusement' Attraction Goes something like this
Hippy Tour Guide - Welcome to King Arthurs Labyrinth!
Tourist - Is this is just a slate mine?
Hippy Tour Guide - No, this is possibly where King Arthur and his knights came after they were defeated in battle, wooooo... Just let me light this incense stick for a bit of ambiance
Tourist - So we are not in a 1960s slate mine then?
Hippy Tour Guide - No! Look how did you think all these impressive looking mannuquins got here if it wasn't?
Tourist - You loaded them into slate mine carts and rolled them into the mine? I dunno, look. I have to say its a bit crap really.....
Hippy Tour Guide - No wait, we have a scary finale! A dragon!
Roar. Clank
Hippy Tour Guide - One minute, i have to shove some incense up its nose.... Wind this wheel here... and there!
Roar... Roar... Clank
Hippy Tour Guide - There, Scary or what!
Tourist - I have got some slate in my eye. Ow
Fun for none of the family, should be visited while drunk or mad or both
Went there as a kid all i remember is that it was raining (no surprise there) then getting into a boat for some reason. Oh and i got a coaster.