Nobody likes him.
Annoying fresher, cited as Gubanov 1.2 (On the grounds he can speak English.. just) Has already gained a reputation for having his head shelved so far up his own arse it appears to sit on his shoulders naturally. For this deception to those who haven't met him, has so far saved himself from a beating from the second years who have not yet held a conversation with him.
Those who have held a conversation with him have varied opinions, the least subtle of which being CMOT-Weasel's attempts to bludgeon him round the face with a chair in the Delph in front of LyndaThomas (Who was both asked for permission beforehand, and then proceeded to give less of a flying shit than a seagull with constipation)
The general consensus appears to be for his voicebox to be removed with a nailgun, thus removing his ability to speak, and lowering his levels of arse-headed annoyance to just above that tolerable by a Buddhist monk.
Mercifully, no pictures exist, but this will do in the meanwhile. http://media.photobucket.com/image/shit/NeonKnight51/shit.jpg
Additional:
Is also convinced that if he shouts "COMPSCI SOCIAL TONIGHT 9PM SCHOLARS" then some losers will listen to him and actually turn up. Opinion of Pyro is everyone should turn up, spike his drink with anything from wank to cyanide and leave him twitching on the floor so we can get to the Cambrian.
Note to Lewy: CompSci socials are *CAMBRIAN* at 9pm on a *THURSDAY*. This is a generally accepted fact, and if you don't like it you can either take it up with Sapphire** or shut the fuck up. Savvy? (Oh, and don't bother turning up kthxbai)
- The general idea is that Sapphire will remove Lewy's testicles, thus removing any risk gene pool contamination.
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Has not been seen nor heard of since the above was put forward. This may considered a substantial victory for common sense over Lewy, intelligence over Lewy and the art of not being a dick over Lewy. Rejoyce.
For the record: Narcissus would like to point out that he doesn't really care either way, and Lewy is an ok guy imo
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he can be seen standing by the pillar between the bar and the dancefloor in why not/yokos most nights during the week, not moving a muscle but the arm he is using to drink bottled guinness.
You guys are dicks c