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STANDARD TERMS: 1 MASTURBATING 2 Onanism 3 Playing with your penis 4 Playing with yourself 5 Beating your meat 6 Beating off 7 Jacking off 8 Jerking off 9 Stroking or stroking it 10 Stroking your cock 11 Stroking your meat 12 Getting a hand job 13 Whacking off 14 Shooting off 15 Wanking or Wanking off 16 Getting your gun 17 Frigging 18 Friggin' your riggin' 19 Fucking your fist or fist fucking OTHER PURE VERB FORMS 20 Pulling your pud 21 Pounding your pud 22 Pulling your putz 23 Flipping off 24 Rubbing the wad 24 Smacking off 25 Jerking rod 26 Firing your peter 27 Spike your cock 28 Pop your peter Doing Things--Animal Metaphors 29. Milking the mouse 30. Sperming the worm 31. Loping your mule 32. Milking the bull 33. Riding the bull 34. Whipping your turkey 35. Slapping the monkey 36 Stroking the muskrat 37 Chocking your chicken 38 Charming the snake 39 Making the hooded cobra spit 40 Strangling the goose 41 Making the rooster crow 42 Shaking the snake 43 Skinning the lizzard 44 Ride the dolphin DOING THINGS--VEGETABLE METAPHORS 45 Popping your nuts 46 Pealing the banana 46 Rubbin' the nubbin 48 Juicing the plum 49 Jerkin' your gerkin 50 Spiggin' the twig 51 Sap your woody 52 Juicing a woody 53 Spanking the stick 54 Shelling the bean pod 55 Skinning the onion 56 Slicking the slippery stick 57 Slicking your stick 58 Peeling the wand 59 Slicking the willow twig 60 Popping your cork DOING THINGS--MINERAL METAPHORS 61 Pumping a gusher 62 Panning for white gold 63 Getting your rocks off DOING THINGS--MUSICAL 64 Playing your flute 65 Tootling your flute 66 Pounding the pipes 67 Playing a tune on the pork flute 68 Ringing your dong 69 Playing the skinflute 70 Organ solo MEAT AND BONE -- Beating your meat 71 Skinning the weenie 72 Bone it off 73 Bopping the baloney 74 Bouncing your boner 75 Slapping your boner 76 Boffing your boner 77 Slapping the salami JUICE & CREAM 78 Jazzing your juicer 79 Creaming your cock 80 Pumping up ball juice 81 Churning man cream 82 Letting loose the juice 83 Milk your dick 84 Making prick juice 85 Milking your doodle 86 Cruising for an oozing 87 Pumping the juice handle EXERCISE & GAMES 88 Rubbin' the rigid rod 89 Playing pocket pool 90 Four fingered shuffle 91 Five fingered shuffle or 92 Five fingered exercise 93 Pumping the muscle 94 Stiffening your noodle 95 Hand to gland combat 96 Blasting a pocket rocket 97 Tickle your dick 98 A game of 5 against 1 THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE 99 Flogging the bishop 100 Pleasing the pope 101 Spanking Elvis 102 Making out with yourself 103 Punishing your clown 104 Having a date with Rosy and her 4 sisters 105 An outing with Tom Thumb and his four brothers 106 Irking the dude WORK 107 Sowing your seed 108 Trimming your wick 109 Polishing your knob 110 Pumping the piston 111 Pumping the magic Jerkins' lotion handle 112 Popping a wad by hand 113 Cumming by hand 114 Lubing the tube OTHER 115 Jazzing your joy stick 116 Jacking your joy stick 117 Juicing your joy stick 118 Wet dream on demand 119 Having the urge for a surge 120 Cum in the air 121 Go to Bangkok or Come from Bangkok 122 Beat your banana (from Hypno) 123 Jerking your joy stock