MikeTedd

Second Interviewer Splendid, splendid. Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don't
want you playing around with any of this 'Thomas' nonsense! Ha ha ha ha!
Now where were we? Ah yes. Teddy-baby, when you first started in the...
Mike I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't like being called 'Teddy-baby'.
Second Interviewer I'm sorry?
Mike I don't like being called 'Teddy-baby'.
Second Interviewer Did I call you 'Teddy-baby'?
Mike Yes, you did! Now get on with it.
Second Interviewer I don't think I did call you Teddy-baby.
Mike You did call me Teddy-baby.
Second Interviewer (looking off-screen) Did I call him Teddy-baby?
Voices Yes. No. Yes.
Second Interviewer I didn't really call you Teddy-baby, did I, sweetie?
Mike Don't call me sweetie!!
Second Interviewer Can I call you sugar plum?
Mike No!
Second Interviewer Pussy cat?
Mike No.
Second Interviewer Angel-drawers?
Mike No you may not! Now get on with it!
Second Interviewer Can I call you 'Frank'?
Mike Why Frank?
Second Interviewer It's a nice name. Robin Day's got a hedgehog called Frank.
Mike What is going on?
Second Interviewer Frannie, little Frannie, Frannie Knickers...
Mike (Getting up) No. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm off...
Second Interviewer Tell us about your latest ideas in the field, Mr Tedd.
Mike (Off-screen) What?
Second Interviewer Tell us about the information age, if you'd be so very kind, Mr Tedd.
Mike None of this 'pussy cat' nonsense?
Second Interviewer Promise. (Pats seat) Please.
Mike My latest film?
Second Interviewer Yes, Mr Tedd.
Mike Well the idea, funnily enough, the story starts when I first joined the industry
in 1919. Of course, in those days I was only the tea boy...
Second Interviewer Oh, shut up.

..with apologies to Monty Python