Moriarty

Northern fellow.

Owner of a mint green, left-hand-drive FiatPanda "Dance!" special edition.

Often seen saying "I don't Believe this, 27 pence for a socket set, that's a lot of money if you're from up north" outside Halfords...

Technophobic, and extremely unlucky with all things electromechanical. "My computer doesn't like me, my car won't work, my tv has a poor picture etc. etc."

Also known to complain about being stoned after smoking a few joints. And complains that Braingrind puts too little tobacco in them...

About as profound as a plastic spoon.

<moriarty> what is guilt?
<hypno> Moriarty stop trying to be profound ;)

<m0ng> make her leave.
<Moriarty> she's at the door
<m0ng> what did you sign?
<Moriarty> don't get paranoid
<Moriarty> your death warrant
<spectre> haha
<spectre> stop being profound, Moriarty
<Moriarty> haha