The tenant above Ferrets flat
Has almost been killed by him a grand total of 4 times... Most IRC members upon visiting have recived the colourful threat of being 'stabbed in the face' and Ferret has to handle this almost hourly. As of now has managed to avoid a nasty pointed stabbing. However the hours are literally counted before Ferret becomes a mere page number in the CambrianTimes . Qualifications of upstairs tenant, has performed a number of periods in HerMajestysPleasure for ABH and GBH, also is no longer taking any Class A drugs... Takes offense to the sound of breathing as it disturbs the beat of the amazingly loud DrumAndBass . Ferrets ceiling already has massive cracks. Ferrets Brain already has massive cracks.....
The 'ghosts' have also stolen all his gold rings......
3 In the morning his his 'chilling' time..... I must not breath or come in from the pub
Most noises from upstairs are ARRRRRGGHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE 'JOHN' EEEEERRRRAAAAAA NNNAARARRRAGGGHHHH
Best of all, they don't live there........ They were evicted last month.
Ferret out
also, see http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/11/
UPDATE:
Mr Stabby has now been evicted in one fun filled evening!
Ferret Heard a loud banging outside his door, assumed it was the usual crazy nuttyness but after a while the scratching on the door was weirding him out. He opened the door to find a young guy, and seemingly known criminal type collapsed outside his door. Who was he? Who knows? But it seems he was taken to wandering round Ferrets house and lost his footing on the stairs.......
Police, Unsympathetic as were the ambulance people...... MrStabby was evicted the next morning. Hurrah!