What Ultima drops in the bole!
When you haven’t been for a week,
And you feel kind of meek,
Neutron Poo
As dense as a thousand suns,
And as black as the abyss,
Neutron Poo
You try not to shout,
But it ‘as finally cumb out,
NeuuuUUUUttttrrooOOOn PoooOOOoo
Torpedo shaped, and perfectly formed,
Stinks so bad, it shouldn’t be reborn,
Neutron Poo
When it just wont flush,
And it sticks to you like Thrush,
Neutron Poo
Neutron Poo.