Many girls say things like you're a NiceGuy , this is an answer to that.
Nice Guy, a poem by Spectre
<spectre> I AM NOT A NICE GUY <spectre> I LAUGH WHEN SMALL CHILDREN FALL OVER <spectre> I BOTHER KITTENS <spectre> I MAKE RUDE JESTURES AT OLD PEOPLE <spectre> I BADLY WASH YOUR COFFEE CUP <spectre> I MOCK THE INFIRM AND DISABLED. <spectre> I AM NOT A NICE GUY