Once the trading capital of Britain due to its high percentage of Wool processing and exports, now nothing but a flat wasteland.
Currently most famed for the Colmans Mustard factory...
... even though it closed down 5 years ago.
Also quite well known for having a Nestle/Rowntrees factory...
... but they closed that down 3 years ago, soon to make a new mall.
Once Very highly famed for having "A pub for every day of the year and a church for every sunday"...
...but they have built both more pubs and more churches. (Reason: See Low Points, numbers 3 and 4)
Again, quite famed for being the supposed home of Alan Partridge...
...on the down side, it is quite famed for being the supposed home of Alan Partridge...
High points: 1) It has a Mall (almost two) 2) It received a substantial amount so that it could build a new library, since the last one dissappeared in a puff of smoke. And flames. And petrol. 3) Now has probably the best set of public-access high speed computers in the world, due to (2) 4) Is flat. (like the rest of the earth...)
Low Points: 1) It is Norwich 2) It is Flat 3) There is so little to do, that even the rats can't stand to stay there... 4) There are 2 nightclubs, but because of the depressing nature of Norwich, only the sad wierdo's go to them. So, the whole of Norwich, basically, go to the nightclubs..
Its not fucking flat. Have you walked up Ketts hill onto mousehold recently? Or in from harford Tesco's up towards the city?. And there are at least 3 nightclubs :-)
Yeah... there's gas hill aswell (great for bump-starting a car....) and then there's Long John Hill (or the sandy lane hill - but that's just an extension of the same incline) BUT THAT IS IT. If a welsh person were to go there, they'd get to the top of gas hill and say "So where's this hill you were telling me about?
I go up a steeper hill to get to UWA...