Orakio is divinity incarnate, multi-talented (can cycle AND swim at the same time), intelligent, handsom and strong.
He has been known to appreciate Metal, fast Jazz, Classical, and Psychedelic music. Has the best taste in music, films games, television and women achievable.
Feared by many, worshipped by wobbling sacks, perps and Orks.
Orakio day dreams about conquering the universe and establishing a harem. Orakio has mighty dreams of building huge fleets, stripping star clusters of their orbiting bodies to build a dyson sphere around a star, embarking on a great voyage to locate two planets revolving their parent synchronously with a constant distance between and the same faces aligned (permanent eclipse) in order to colonise and build an elevator between them because it would be COOL, building massive turtle shaped city ships this gargantuum statues of Orakio himself in his many forms holding up a huge domed city, and generally bringing chaos to the universe.
This is Orakio's terrible attempt at a death metal song (it is somewhat sarcastic and may or may not reflect his personal views):
Jesus come back please. I'm waiting here to feast. The time is right but you are not in sight. Are you scared of returning to be crucifried. Come back and I'll make a stew of you. Devour the flesh of God. Absorb the special powers. Your heart will be for dessert. I know what I want for the last supper. The savior makes a savoury snack. Where are you Jesus, I have the munchies! The second serving was promised two thousand years ago. If the Romans were cannabals they'de be immortal. The apple crumble eve ate cannot compare to Pope pie and Jesus soup. I have a rusty pitch fork like the one the devil holds. I will stab it in your belly and eat your intestines like spagetti.
My cat is rubbish.
Teamspeak server: orakio.net:59332
