Orkut is a gay friends thing that some people from ChannelAber are on.
According to http://www.urbandictionary.com/
The name of a dubiously popular friendster-like service being funded by Google. While its purpose for existance isn't exactly known, it can be certain it involves a gradual takeover of our minds to weaken us only to make the eventual rule of our future zombie-overlords that much easier to accomplish.