The chief export of Parag0n is 1337.
Parag0n drives an hummer covered in dead goths.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Parag0n.
Parag0n does not love Raymond.
When Parag0n crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Parag0n isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.
Bigfoot takes pictures of Parag0n.
Parag0n does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.
Parag0n has two speeds: Walk and 1337.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Parag0n.
Parag0n doesn't have blood. He is filled with magma.
Parag0n eats lightning and farts thunder.