PatentHaiku

INVENT! cries HP
lawyers are our only hope
patent infringement.

What's litigation?
A way to rob programmers;
patents are for whores.

I have a patent
on the binary system.
Give me your wallet

Patents are dirty
Show me yours I'll show you mine
Mine is much bigger

Patents for software
Like patents for having sex
Only without sex

S-C-O likes them
Microsoft likes them much more
Fascist privateers