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That dumabass cartoon and Zelda rip-off game with that fucking yellow bunny.

The "fucking yellow bunny" is actually Pikachu, an electric mouse type Pokemon that will evolve into Raichu with the use of the Thunder Stone. Imagine rubbing your cat on the carpet for a few hours and then touching your sister with it. It's like that except "cute". It makes you sick doesn't it.
You might think "if he hates it so much, why does he know so much about that dumbass yellow bitch?
Answer: I have a little brother
he's been into this whole thing right from the start
even in the very beginning when i thought they were called "poke men"
Oh, i've heard a lot. this is why my hatred is founded and rational. It's based on knowledge. Plus i've seen the cartoon film...FILM?!?!
THE BAD GUY'S A WUSS! JEEZ! at the end, instead of destroying all man kind and the dumbass tortoises and knob-monsters like he knew he could, he gives up and decides to be a prissy twat FOR NO REASON!!!!!!!!
the lead character even has the second name "ketchup"! what the fudge is that all about? along with his friends "bitchy" and "cock" they run around japan, chased by a homosexual and a woman who likes snakes, to get as many "shit-weasels" and and "knob-goblins" as possible to enter the olympic games or something!
someone tell me when the world fucked up please. gone are the days of JayceAndTheWheeledWarriors and Ulysses31. now we have to live with this baloney.
come back timmy mallet, all is forgiven.

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Die bitch.

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Emm.. Roketoo Dan (Team Rocket)


POKEMON IS GOOD - if you happen to be an oversized David Blaine


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BLOODY REVANGE FOR POKEMON SUFFERING
lyric by P.R.Z.E.M.O.
14.03.2003
torture menstruation
pure anihilation
everyone will die
pokemon will cry
he'll cry like a bitch
like a perverse witch
did he suffer wrong?
revange will be strong!
I will take my axe
your head will be next
I love pokemoon
it's the greatest toon
on your knees you fool!
I will use these tool,
to cut-off your hand,
with pokemon band!
evil penetration
death ejaculation
brutal penetrator
satanic vibrato

shigs likes pokemon, he has the origional game, a pikachu teddy and a childish way of viewing strange little magic creatures.