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He's just about to croak so get your prayers in while you can. The onset of a coma may prove to be a new moral dilemma for the Roman Catholic Corporation PLC: how long should they wait to pull the plug on their Commander in Chief? Will share prices plummet or stabilise? Durex is watching the whole saga closely and rumour has it one of the Cardinals is in their pay: could this give the condom an unexpected boost on the world market? moriarty.
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#aber mourning the death of the pope:
<FliPPy> i can hear the bells of the church of brussels sounding <Mr_T> I can hear amon amarth <Moriarty> swb: well you could try beating alexi up; or the pope <swb> the pope would be much easier <Mr_T> aye <swb> being dead and not over 6 foot <Moriarty> FliPPy: guy died, and another, and another, and another...hard to keep track, oh wait guy in white clothes who hasn't spoken for the last couple of weeks dies...another guy dies... <Anonymous_Mourner> What people have failed to grasp is the full tragedy of the situation. The puppetmaster (i.e. the man who pulled on strings to move JP-2's body) is now unemployed and without the regular income his family will have to go without. TERRIBLE!!!
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Helpful advice from Beefalo
<beefalo> they should use doobie doo to pick another pope, it's much quicker <gloomcookie> doobie doo? <beefalo> aye, or some pope equivalent <beefalo> maybe popey pope
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See Also
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External Links
- http://www.popejokes.com/
- http://ohmygods.timerift.net/cult/games-popepuzzle.php - If anyone completes this game ket me know
- http://www.catholic-pages.com/pope/election.asp - How a new pope is elected
- http://www.flickr.com/photos/antmoose/sets/200542/ - "sick pope" flickr gallery
- http://www.popedead.com/
- http://people.howstuffworks.com/papacy2.htm - How Papacy Works
- http://www.nypress.com/18/9/news&columns/taibbi.cfm - From NY Press. "The 52 FUNNIEST THINGS ABOUT THE UPCOMING DEATH OF THE POPE" a bit out of date now but still...