Portsmouth.
The highlights of portsmouth include Sub mentioned by Sausages and Scandals. These are the two main alternative nightclubs. They are both achingly shit, as in painfully, horribly so.
The city has more than its fair share of chavs.In fact, it seems to be the repository for all the chavs that the other chavs did'nt want in their own town. It is dirty,small and depressing.Most of the place is a no go area after dark. Particularly the guildhall and the seafront. In short, its bloody awful.
Don't go there.
Ever.
Many of the inhabitants exhibit symptoms very similar to AberHostage syndrome.
People who have visited portsmouth
Tori (I wrote this page, I have said my piece..
Spectre - The ferry terminal didn't make me throw up. Rest of the town unknown.
von The only good thing about Portsmouth is the Wedgewood Rooms, which occasionaly has been know to put on a good gig or two. God knows it's the only place nearby that has *any* gigs.
http://www.Visitportsmouth.co.uk/86.htm (or don't, probably the wiser plan)