A sub-categorisation of J2EE_Madness, EJB Madness can be seen in effect wherever students are using Netbeans or asking the question "What the hell is an EJB?" in an exasperated voice. Should the answer to "What the hell is an EJB?" ever be found, the question "But how the hell do you implement an EJB?" often pops up in it's place. It is thought that is anyone knows the answers to both of these questions at the same time then their head will implode, causing a mini-blackhole which will suck Aber, Wales and eventually the world into it's powerful gravity well.
See also Ignorant Bliss