ZOMG A GURL ON TEH INETerNETS :| (This is now being disputed as A there are never girls on the interbuttes, and B she is/was probably a man
THERE ARE NO WOMEN IN COMPSCI, JUST LONG HAIRED DUDES WHO ARE SLIGHTLY FEMININE AND HAVE HIGHER VOICES (excluding sapphireon the higher voices front, shes all man!)
slightlymad | |
| Mail & MSN | ahp8@aber.ac.uk, monkeymallet@yahoo.co.uk |
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| Current Location | Aberystwyth University |
| Place of Birth | Nottingham |
| Occupation |
low-life alcoholic (aka student) |
| Websites | none yet (cept assignments) |
Slightly mad describes most people on the course :)
Can be further abused on faecesbutt
Is a known alcoholic but needs training on the heavier drinks before she can be declared an offical alkie. Likes Guiness which is a good start. Possibly bisexual.
also an experimental cook it seems (alcohol usually involved here too): FryingpanFlapjack (Disclaimer: Food eaten at ones own risk. We do not endorse consistantly pouring more wine into the food to make it taste better, although this usually works for us.)
Known to hide feelings about stuff others would describe as 'kinky' (Has been known to get caught out on IRC though...) :
* CMOT-Weasel|B23 cock-slaps slightlymad * slightlymad loves it XD
<slightlymad> stop it now guys cos I has ball envy XD
(PINK FURRY ENERGY BALLS!!!)
<slightlymad> RUN FOR YOUR ANAL VIRGINITY
<slightlymad> slightlymad.goMoreInsane(); <-- there is a method to my madness
<slightlymad> I'd do you if I actually met you before and you weren't all the way over in belgium
<slightlymad> drunk me isn't ME!
(neither is high on caffeine and/or sugar)
(talking to welp about shopping for people)
<slightlymad> yes <slightlymad> but I never go quite so far to do it as I have to for you :D
* slightlymad|B23 has balls of steel - Narcissus has seen them
After the Beerkellar
* slightlymad glares at her Stein <slightlymad> YOU DID THIS !!!
(after this I have now made a note not to get hyper on caffeine and say random things :P (slightlymad)1)
22:59 * slightlymad doesn't use toilet paper
(Allegedly a joke...)
1 This was shortly before boredom kicked in and she proceeded to cockslap most of #fresher.
14:45 <+MeiraSanya> one of our major lessons was "S&M does not stand for Sweeping and Mopping" 14:45 <+slightlymad> heh 14:45 <+slightlymad> though you could possible perform s&m with a broom/mop
18:50 <+Afal> mooncup, I don't want to test out that theory so I'll take your word for it that you're a "good kisser" 18:50 < mooncup> I'm very glad about that Afal. 18:50 * slightlymad volunteers
<slightlymad> fragalot: we done it about 4 times now? <fragalot> slightlymad: yep ^_^ <fragalot> it's gonna be weird when it happens in rotterdam >.<
<@slightlymad> ! ninja squirrel is back
20:07 <+slightlymad> /msg fragalot so do you want to do it or what? 20:07 <+slightlymad> oh shiiitt 20:07 <+slightlymad> it's not what it looks like, honest! 20:07 <+Steffy> EW
<slightlymad> CMOT-Weasel: you refuse to touch me anyway
22:45 < CMOT-Weasel> i've not hit you with my laptop in a very long time 22:45 < CMOT-Weasel> would you like me to? 22:45 < slightlymad> no :( 22:46 < slightlymad> unlike Narcissus and sapph it doesn't turn me on
02:27 * fragalot thinks slightlymad is secretly trying to stay up longer than him 02:33 <+slightlymad> obviously you have more stamina :D
<+teconrodo> I am a fucking flower <+teconrodo> heather * slightlymad went to sleep on some heather once <+slightlymad> it was surprisingly comfortable
<slightlymad> Afal I don't do it on nights out
Steffy: Have you two finished having sex and ready for boozage yet? slightlymad: NEVAR * slightlymad gets out the bondage gear slightlymad: er maybe later
+slightlymad: wait... i have a penis? +slightlymad: epic
<slightlymad> errr.... <slightlymad> I used windows for years and only ever had one BSOD <slightlymad> been using Mint for like a month and had two kernel panics <slightlymad> THE UNIVERSE IS WRONG <Steffy> :O <Steffy> slightlymad: I don't belive you <Steffy> One BSOD in your whole life?! <slightlymad> yeah <slightlymad> that was last year <slightlymad> in a 101 lec XD <Steffy> XD <Steffy> it's a sign!
slightlymad: what if I'm destined to be the windows version of the antichrist? :/
Has finally admitted dominate fantasies:
21:17 <@slightlymad> I like men like i like my cream 21:17 <@slightlymad> whipped
In reference to Narcissus:
<+slightlymad> am I the only person who noticed him say he could no longer come? Afal: what happened to you slightlymad? slightlymad: I took some drugs, got on the wrong side of the law, got involved in a gang slightlymad: and now i sell myself for money Afal: slightly is a pretty cool girl
* ZesDa slaps slightlymad < slightlymad> harder baby harder!
- Once irc-hacked by CMOT-Weasel... who made her say very odd things indeed, some of which are stated above
<@slightlymad> nah I only masturbate to racoons humping chickens on the internet so its all good
<@slightlymad> I wanted blood and gore and all I got were rapists made of rock
<@slightlymad> I sniff my knickers sometimes
16:15 * slightlymad takes advantage of the boss popping to the loo to do a dalek voice
through the oscillating fan
16:15 <@slightlymad> </child>