Welcome to the guide to spectre!
1- Introduction
2- Spectre's friends
2.1 So, you've met Spectre's friends
2.2 How to cope with friends of Spectre
3- Eating habits
4- Explaintaion of size (also see eating habits)
5- Habitat (current and otherwise)
6- So, where do we all end up?
7- Smell.
Contents |
1- Introduction
See Spectre
2- Spectre's friends
As far as i know, it is wisest to stay well away and never even *talk* about meeting spectre's friends, as they tend to be 13 year old girls who he keeps in a cupboard, throwing them scraps of meat and harrassing them for sex. This can be very dangerous if you already *are* a 13 year old girl (so Ro, you'd better watch your back!), as it can lead to disaster. As for spectre's other friends, well, he bribes them once a week.
Outrageous misrepresentation!! I have never been known to harass anyone for sex, except maybe myself, but we don't talk about that. Also, if you were a friend you'd know that my debts far outweigh my credit :( -- Spectre
Wah Wah...Ro
2.1- So, you've met Spectre's friends
Didn't you listen to *anything* that i told you?? Well, if you've met them, then you're lucky to be reading this. Mind you, at least it's not as bad as being a paedophile, so maybe you got out ok, as none of his friends are. Spectre has been known to make some quite loyal friends (or so he thinks) but they have been known to desert him; that is if he was ever called to take Lord Sauron's ring to the land of Mordor (or as the actors say "Morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdor")
It's a rolled R, and they rock.
The word is "not", also shouldn't there be an 'r' on the end of that last pronounciation of mordor? Good job on the paedophile btw, thats a hard word to spell. I don't know any paedophiles personally though, at least not as far as I am aware. Some of my friends have deserted me, but then they aren't friends anymore. -- Spectre
2.2- How to cope with friends of Spectre
Put them in a box and feed them pins.
Piiiiiiinsss...
3- Eating Habits
Not much to be said about this; Might explain some size problems however. As far as i know, spectre seems to hate all variet of food, apart from things which he has been keeping in his fridge for about 3.467 years. He purposefully does this to intice little kiddies into his house. They appaer to have no other reason to enter...
7 Smell
"Like coal tar and filth" I heard.