- "The secret language of statistics, so appealing in fact-minded culture, is employed to sensationalise, inflate, confuse, and oversimplify."
- -- Darrel Huff, How to Lie With Statistics, ISBN 0-14-013629-0
- "Statistics is just counting.."
- --Christopher D. Manning, Foundations of Statistical Natural Language Processing
Statistics is really hard if you're fucking retarded... These links help even a complete moron to understand: