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SwineScrotum(tm) is a synthetic substitute to organic hog scrotum comprising mainly of recycled cardboard and a touch of piss for flavour.
NEW OUT!! LiquidSwineScrotum, the ultimate in all purpose student foodstuffs. This amazingly disgusting substance can be poured into any mould and left to partially dry out over the course of only a few minutes, thus instantly creating a poor substitute for almost any form of food you can imagine (admittedly mostly in your worst nightmares). This brilliant new wonder-shit is being rigorously tested as we speak by that wonderful supplier of disgutingness that goes by the name of Branwens.