Tamerlan | |
| Mail & MSN | |
| None :O | |
| Current Location | Aberystwyth University |
| Place of Birth | Hackney |
| Occupation |
CompSci student (ex-history/chemistry or some shit student) |
| Websites | [1] |
Also known as Sophia Marsden,Samarkand or fail.
God made her a woman to punish her misogyny.
Loves ButterFS so much that she screamed about it in a 101 lecture. Most Freshers are now scared of her.
Tamerlan sighted!
Quotes
13:43 <@tamerlan|B23> ...what counts as fit to stand trial? 13:43 <@Stalkeroftheyear> that you are mentally all there 13:43 <@Redache> lol 13:43 <@tamerlan|B23> I mean if I had (I don't) 300 bottles of my own urine in my room, would that count or would I need to actually try and castrate myself? 13:44 <@tamerlan|B23> I think I would deffo get off if I did try and castrate myself 13:44 <@tamerlan|B23> but it would be hard to prove 13:44 <@Redache> <_< 13:45 <@Stalkeroftheyear> meh lawyers can get you off on almost anything these days 13:45 <@tamerlan|B23> if that is true why are prisons overcrowded? 13:45 <@Redache> tamerlan|B23: I also like that you had to add that you don't have 200 bottles of urine in your room 13:45 <@tamerlan|B23> 300 but w/e 13:46 <@Redache> <_< 13:46 <@Elleo> news just in: tamerlan|B23 denies having 300 bottles of her own urine and admits to belief that she would get off from self-castration
10:38 <tamerlan> I love this song like it was a cock
05:23:27 <@fail> reminds me of the time I accidentally took E thinking it was asprin 05:23:38 * Redache shakes head 05:23:39 <@jasonwaste> lol 05:23:43 <@jasonwaste> did it make your headache worse? 05:24:05 <@Redache> iirc I know this story 05:24:07 <@fail> no, I had a good day apart from the shit I did in the woods 05:24:13 <@Redache> lol 05:24:15 <@fail> <_< 05:24:16 <@jasonwaste> you took a shit in the woods? 05:24:17 <@Redache> lololololololol 05:24:37 <@Redache> fail is fun 05:24:40 <@fail> yeah, I had a massive diahreah attack it was gross 05:24:53 * Redache dies of laughter 05:25:13 <@jasonwaste> were you larping? 05:25:20 <@Redache> ROFL 05:25:23 <@Redache> EPIC 05:25:35 <@Redache> "I larped and shat in the woods"