Telephone

Telephone: Short for telephony device. A quick and easy way to have long, boring conversations with people you do not wish to talk to. Not as good as the internet.

If somthing malfunctions you may have to contact your telephone company, who will normally not help you unless you call from their phone line, which is broken. Be warned, they will not be helpful, or fix it, ever.

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Why your telephone company will not help