1. hats (http://www.travel-pictures-gallery.com/imagepageethi0023.html), 2. cheese (it would seem, from the taste, that they just mush up goat instead of using the milk), 3. making non-itching jumpers, 4. making more goats :( 5. keeping other people away (unfortunately this means you must have goats near you), 6. eating things (all things, especially things you dont want them to eat, like beards, and straw hats), 7. "fient de chevre" (and other goat parts) an important ingredient in medieval medicine, 8. but they have good beards, 9. BEARDS!!!!, 10. mush together half a goat (preff. top half) and half a man, to make Pan (the mythological goat_man_mush_god, something to do with panpipes)
+1 for formatting winnar
http://dredwerkz.com/advice/other/337 <-- for more usea of goat see here. I'm not sure goat tossing is an acceptable use.
USING MATH TO SEE HOW WELL YOUR GOAT IS GROWING, grow goat grow, Math can really help you figure out how well your herd is doing and what management changes you need to make. One of the important uses of GOAT MATH is for evaluating the growth of your kids. How well is your wether growing compared to other kids and and other herds in NY? You can weigh him and record his weight in your records and then do the proper math to see how he is doing. <-- just one of the many fun ways to use goat. example of GOAT MATH: Let’s say you have two measurements written on the kid’s record sheet:
birth date 4/15/1999 weight 7.5 lb
one month date 5/15/99 weight 23.5 lb
Figure out how many days there were between the weighings so that you can express growth rate as daily weight gain. For this kid,
April (30 - 15) = 15 days and May = 15 days so the total number of days is 30 days.
How much weight did the kid gain in 30 days? 23.5 - 7.5 = 16 lbs
So, daily weight gain was 16 lbs/ 30 days = .533 lbs per day or @ 1/2 lb per day. NICE GROWTH!
GOAT BALANCE
A Pakistani street entertainer balances his goat on a pole. But how did he get the goat there i hear you ask, well...here are some suggestions: 1. Maybe he coaxes it with food. 2. I could be completely wrong, but it looks like that stick it's standing on breaks apart into smaller segments. He might have the shortest segement (top one) on the ground. Gets the goat on it, then adds the others underneath. Lifting the goat by the stick segment might be a challenge. What do I know?
lifting a goat on a stick, what were you thinking eh?
http://home.att.net/~billybobsboers/medicine.html <-- if anyone has come accross one of there so called "miniature Vets" could they please let me know.
http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=goatse&hl=en -- For Pictures of goats