Toadpeople go to their Toad corporate workplace, in their Toad cars and then go back to their little Toad houses. All Toads are good toads.
Toads don't rock the boat. Toads drink responsibly. Toads have long inane conversations on the phone, laughing a clearly fake laugh the whole time.
A toad would say something along the lines of:
"Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still have not received my paycheck and they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it." "The ratio of people to cake is too big." "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then ill set the building on fire. "
