ay, hi i'm tori, the pagan, crossdressing, bisexual, vegetarian musician. I'm quite nice really :) i just have a huge bitter streak... i like smashin' pumpkins, rancid, counting crows, aphextwin and allsorts, i love my beer and ale and frequently embarass myself as a result of both... i like to party, i like to chill and I like to spend far too much time on mirc. i am your woman/man/weird hybrid thingy for music tech q's and occasionally turn up in aber... don't diss me, I will be moody at you and you will be mean to me and i will cry...I have a daughter who I adore, but came with no parenting instructions. I am also the partner of sausages who snores when he has hayfever and is a demon in the sack. He also cooks a wicked meal, but is never allowed due to the utter hellishness left in the kitchen.
I used to live in Portsmouth, the only reason I say this is so I can put in a link, and express my love for the city of my birth.
I now live inBrighton
I have cats even though I am allergic to them.. (logic, show me this window) [1][2]
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Currently living with my mate pete,Sausages and Gabby. I am currently addicted to time team and family guy, which is proof positive that I have no taste in televisual entertainment.
See here for my random internet activities, designed to provoke and annoy as much as I possibly can.
prone to attacks of bashitis (I put my wizard hat on.........)
"If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." - Sir Isaac Newton
Tori thinks Newton is a fuckin' cheats.
Edit you own page. and GET newton. also, your mates don't = academic giants, they = cheating, unless you intend you intend to quote them.
Newton was talking about ACTUAL giants, you fool.
Fuck me, and there I was thinking it was one of those metaphor type jobbies.