TurnipLove | ||
| Mail & MSN | ravenscroftj@_spammersgtfo_gmail.com | |
| http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/ravenscroftj | ||
| Current Location | Aberystwyth University | |
| Place of Birth | Hamilton, Bermuda (Home of teh Bermuda Triangle) | |
| Occupation |
Crazyness | |
| Websites | ||
About TurnipLove
TurnipLove is a conservative sociopath with the ambition of one day ruling the world. He spends his free time plotting the demise of annoying people and designing his army of choice for world domination.
TurnipLove is an 80s music fanboy and if he ever met Eddie Van Halen irl, he would immediately offer to give him teh buttsechs. He also likes Bon Jovi, Boston, ACDC, Oingo Boingo (see Little Girls) and many other old musics.
TurnipLove liekz Python and thinks most other interpreted languages should "GO BURN YOURSELVES". He also likes C++ and would rather eat poop than touch VB or any other M$ poison.
When he is not, eating, fapping or programming, TurnipLove likes to play his saxamaphone which is blue.
Shropshire Controversy
TurnipLove comes from shropshire where Cow Tipping and incest are the norm. Although he denies being born there, nobody really knows. He also denies that his girlfriend is his sister and that he shags sheep. However, nobody is really sure whether he is telling the truth or not given his mental state.
Life Achievements
TurnipLove is well known for having completed several very prestigious long term goals in his lifetime. These include:
- Being Lazy
- Getting Laid Several times (even with a human once...)
- Teh Buttsechz
- Being suspended from school due to teh pr0nz on his computer
Perhaps most significantly, TurnipLove was the founder of the Adrian Shaw Appreciation Society on facebook.
Famous Quotes
I should really ring my sister... I mean girlfriend - Cwrt Mawr Bar, Saturday 7th November, 2009