<braingrind> speak of the homo <Ulti> ¬____¬ <Ulti> braingrind if I was homosexual would I be writing a LOVE poem to a girl? <aimaz> anal chemo girl? <Ulti> no <Ulti> jeees aimaz that was so last year <aimaz> well who is the new apple of your eye? <Ulti> a GIRL <braingrind> 1. Chapter 1: Lost in the Forest of the Gnomes <Ulti> get with the program
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<aimaz> "ulti: roses are #ff0000 violets are #0000ff just cut the crap and get in my bed" <parag0n> aimaz, you'd have to start it "violets are blue, roses are red" <parag0n> "Roses are red, Anime is awesome, If you were naked, i think you'd look pornsome" <aimaz> if your eyes were bigger and your hair was as expressive as your face and I always got in awkward situations with you in various states of undress it would be just like my favourite episode of love hina (modern poetry doesn't rhyme) <parag0n> rosed are red, violets are blue, all my bases, are belong to you <aimaz> you should just write any old crap <aimaz> then translate it into saxon english <parag0n> Roses are red, violets are blue, Please please please please, can i shag you? <Ulti> yeah I think this one would like if I carved her effigy onto a fairy galleon and sailed up to her window reciting words in a dead language but I cant pull that off easily <aimaz> so do your best <aimaz> make a boat out of cardboard <Ulti> I guess I could make a boat hat out of newspaper <aimaz> you need to be in the boat <Ulti> I havent got that much newspaper <Ulti> OR I could open up Word and write nonsense with the word rose in it a couple of times <aimaz> Ulti, any twat can do that <Oliver> but if you built a boat, at worst she's gonna think you're mildly amusing <Oliver> Roses are red, pickles are green, i love your legs and what lays between <Oscar Levant> Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. <Poet> Roses are red, violets are blue, I hear you give good head, can I have a go too? <Poet> Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to be fed, please make me stew. <Poet> Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem has ended. (because I need the loo) <Poet> Roses are red, violets are blue, my dick bled, wanking over you. <Poet> Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't care if you're dead, there's nothing I wont do. <Poet> Roses are red, violets are blue, tonight behind the bikeshed, around quarter pass two. <Poet> Roses are red, violets are blue, want a lump of lead? I have a few. (shaped like flowers because women that like heavy metal are hot) <Poet> Roses are red, violets are blue, "more more" is what you said, as I coverred you in goo. <Poet> Roses are red, violets are blue, come on lets wed, unless you're a jew. <braingrind> 1. Chapter 1: Lost in the Forest of the Gnomes <braingrind> As I explored the forest I met a Gnome. <braingrind> His face was crooked and he had not a hair. <braingrind> I smiled and politely asked him how to get home. <braingrind> He span around and ran away screaming "A bear!". <braingrind> I fell to the ground and cried in defeat. <braingrind> When a Girl Gnome emerged and said "Poor thing!". <braingrind> I reached out and grabbed her then tore of her feet. <braingrind> Woefully she groaned while she lay there dying. <braingrind> With her immobile directions I'd receive. <braingrind> In her last breath she cursed the one that killed her. <braingrind> In my large arms I nursed her and asked how to leave. <braingrind> Though she did not answer and left to meet her builder. <braingrind> I stood in the forest frightened and alone. <braingrind> The first Gnome returned now with a great crowd. <braingrind> I jumped and fled as the army came for me to atone. <braingrind> They chased him from the forest shouting "That's not allowed!". <braingrind> 1. Chapter 2: Chased into the Desert of the Jew <braingrind> Empty, barren the desert was clear <braingrind> Epileptically I shivered in fear <braingrind> Even the gnomes would not near <braingrind> This desert favours not the bold <braingrind> Thoughtfully I hid away all my gold <braingrind> The Jew lives here or so it is told <braingrind> Shifting sands lets no one pass <braingrind> Surely shall I require a compass <braingrind> Some Jews emerge each riding an ass <braingrind> Chaotic heat turns all to dust <braingrind> Comercially leave here if I must <braingrind> Crafty Jew took what does not rust <braingrind> Now equiped to navigate, took my bearings, crossed the dune, didn't get out till way passed noon. <braingrind> 1. Chapter 3: Trapped in the nightmare of Avril Lavigne (see W. Al) <braingrind> Uh huh, yeh, I need a piss <braingrind> Uh huh, uh huh, then I'll do it on this <braingrind> Cause I need a piss <braingrind> Uh huh, uh huh then I'll do it on this <braingrind> Spill out wow that's smelling poor? <braingrind> Way back it's all been to long in the store <braingrind> And if only earlier I'd done my pee <braingrind> I still pee <braingrind> I like to piss real far <braingrind> When I'm playing guitar <braingrind> Now I've gone for a pee but I still feel tight in the tum <braingrind> Suddenly I frowned in extreme pain <braingrind> To vacate my backside will take some laxative <braingrind> I'm trying to use a tool if I could just pull it out <braingrind> Smell it <braingrind> Why'd I have to go and get myself all constapated? <braingrind> I keep eating more than I can release it gets me so inflated <braingrind> Strife I'm full of poo <braingrind> And I fall and I crawl and I burst <braingrind> and butt naked I spread my cheeks and soil a tree <braingrind> and it misses the tree lands on a man it was a mistake <braingrind> no no no <braingrind> I went for a late night walk <braingrind> Thought I'd go explore the farm <braingrind> wonderred around the field and sat down <braingrind> wearing a gown <braingrind> All of a sudden the sheep all froze <braingrind> a flying light was coming close <braingrind> it was dancing and flying all around <braingrind> making strange sounds <braingrind> Something's not right everything's shrunk <braingrind> Floating up trapped in an alien tractor beam <braingrind> I'm trying to move to the floor not the door <braingrind> Help me <braingrind> Why I have to go and get myself all mutilated? <braingrind> They keep poking me and injecting me with some liquid it gets me all sedated <braingrind> thought I was a cow <braingrind> and I bleed and I choke and I ache <braingrind> and intake a huge probe it really burns deeply <braingrind> begging them please stop it for God's sake <braingrind> no no no <braingrind> Fill it out all in the form <braingrind> I'm so ugly I can't be a whore <braingrind> And my parents want to disown me <braingrind> Want to be free <braingrind> Somewhere around here someplace near <braingrind> I'll have to rent out an apartment or a bedsit <braingrind> Went to an interview for a job and got rejected severly <braingrind> Tell me <braingrind> Why'd I have to go and get myself enmacipated? <braingrind> I'm ugly with a face just like a pitbull with this I'm not going to get dated <braingrind> Wifes can cook <braingrind> But I can't stir can't grind can't even bake <braingrind> so I make something from ingredients I mixed up carefully <braingrind> strangely I cooked something but it certainly aint a cake <braingrind> no no <braingrind> Why I have to go and get exterminated? <braingrind> I got in the way of a tin can with a plunger and it got me all disintergrated <braingrind> Life's doesn't last <braingrind> You glow and you cry and you evapourate <braingrind> and if they see you and catch you there's no mercy <braingrind> Callously they'll wipe us all out <braingrind> no no no