By day he is simply known as Nick. An ordinary man, doing ordinary things in the world of Computer Science. But one day, after a freak accident involving a wet floor and a banana skin, Nick's Unix laptop fell and shattered into a thousand pieces.
Distraught, Nick tried to rescue his laptop and to his amazement, by forces unknown to man, his laptop fused it's processor with his mind exporting the Unix OS system UBUNTU into his frontal cortex.
After days in a Coma, Nick awoke to find that the accident had left him a changed man for now he had the knowledge of every programming language and could also speak in binary. With this new power, Nick learnt to program the world around him using Java and created a set of binary boots and binary specs to help him with this task.
It was on that day that villians of the earth trembled as Nick turned from your average Joe to the ultimately powerful Unix man and vowed to rid to world of Windows users and dog nappers!
Villians be warned! Unix Man will save the day! (And leave a complimentary mouse mat as a calling card).