I work for phone. Do not phone us ever.
There are a number of well founded reasons for this reccomendation. They run as follows.
- It is probably your fault anyway. please pay your bill, plug your phone in, and make sure we are actually your company first (although this may not be possible if you have been slammed )
- Listening to you drone on about your broken line when you have backed your car into your house, and then refuse to pay for the repair, even though you damaged our property..bores the shit out of us.
- WE DON'T CARE
- NO, REALLY, WE DON'T